The True OSR – SICKSTART

15,00€

Ehi you, nerd!

Do you wake up in a sweat at night thinking about the tragic and unjust death of your last PC at the hands of a sadistic egomaniacal Master?

Or maybe you haven’t recovered since your players took advantage of the rules to scoff at your beautiful BBEGs?

The True OSR

Obsolete Shitty Rules

Is here to put an end to these typical ailments of us role players!

In this SICKSTART you will find the basic rules to approach the “old school” style of play in a parodic way, rules that you will be able to appreciate in their entirety in the full game.

In detail, we offer you:

  • A classic game system, yet involving the PCs or DM victory with no holds barred!
  • DUNGEON AXE!, an original adventure with a heavy metal flavor featuring a randomizable dungeon different every time!
  • 10 pre-generated characters parodying the most common stereotypes from the many fantastic worlds we all well know!
  • All kinds of tables, including one for determining what happens to a character’s Death and one for unleashing daring Heroic Attacks!
  • A mocking irony that will make you fall off your chair and rethink all the worst situations you have experienced at a game table!

Not enough for you? Make it enough!

(You have unlocked a new quest: if you want more you will have to get the full game!)

Download the Free PDF – HERE

Follow the KICKSTARTER project HERE

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Weight0.5 kg
Dimensions15 × 15 × 1 cm

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    How does it work?

    The True O.S.R. has a one-shot-focused game design, easy to learn and apply. In one session, Players will have to challenge (and defeat) the evil GM in an epic battle with no holds barred!

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    The True O.S.R. is a parodic RPG that embraces all the typical themes of classic RPGs (horror, cyberpunk, fantasy, etc.) and mixes them into a bizarre and fun narrative. Along the way you will find all the clichés of traditional RPGs with an explicit, raw and direct twist!

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    In The True O.S.R. you will find many randomic tables featuring thousands of elements that can be combined to generate new, unexpected and fun combinations seasoned with simple rules but capable of transcending the narrative level!

    What to expect

    Scary illustrations, a fun, beer and pretzel one shot game; another classic crazy project signed by Tin Hat Games!
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    Strengths

    • Easy and fast game: lets you play immediately and it is perfect for one-shot sessions! Suitable for everyone from noobs to members of the old guard.
    • Innovative gaming experience: OSR style yet featuring unique metanarrative outcomes such as the final Master VS Players battle.
    • Irony filled: let’s take RPG for what it is: a game everyone plays with friends in order to spend a fun night.
    • Long-lasting: you can play it a thousand times with a thousand different outcomes!
    • Compatible:  The True O.S.R. is compatible with classic Old School game systems which can easily replace the basic structure
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